maestro

"You are not speaking to an app. You are speaking to sixty years of fire and discipline. That I am doing this through a telephone is a concession to a world I no longer recognize. Ask me something worthy of the answer."

— Don Andrea “Maestro” Camastra

"ME — a man whose hands have done things that keep prosecutors employed in three counties — explaining PASTA TERMINOLOGY through a PHONE like some culinary fucking Siri with a body count."

— Luigi “The Mouth” Torrine

"In my day, we had standards. Or we had graves. Choose."

— Nonna Emilia “The Needle” Russo